nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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jennstarkid:

About a week ago I posted this.
I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

jennstarkid:

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN


"NASA has named a mountain on Mars ‘GISHWHES’."
— Misha Collins (via theoverlordmisha)


merlinista:

Merlin Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1dMepsw

merlinista:

Merlin Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1dMepsw


spooky-junkouu:

Being a yaoi voice actor has got to be the most awkward job ever

I mean. like.

"We’re going to need you to moan sexually in to the microphone…. A bit louder please… Now moan out a fictional characters name…."


bellatrixblack-:

fujiidom:hatters / apriki:


#that fucking awesome moment when your best friend stays at school for christmas because he knows you’ve got nothing to go home to and he wants you to be happy


#people who hate ron must also hate friendship and love

bellatrixblack-:

fujiidom:hatters / apriki:

#that fucking awesome moment when your best friend stays at school for christmas because he knows you’ve got nothing to go home to and he wants you to be happy

#people who hate ron must also hate friendship and love



coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 


  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

S9 Gag Reel


egberts:

where can i buy that for free


shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.


serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven


#dothraki thank people by not killing them